So yesterday night was just fucking funny to be honest. It was me, Becky, Bo, Luke, Sean, Alice and Jordan.

As I walked to Leytonstone Station (my station) to get to Leyton to meet Becky I saw a hobo asking for money. He got to me and I said I had no money he then asked.. "Will you go out with me?" Can we say a big WOW!? I got asked out by a hobo!! Haha. I said no though. Dammit, but I kinda suspected he just wanted my money so yeh. I said no then he proceeded to follow me for a bit asking if I had a boyfriend, then when I lied and said yes, he started telling me how he wished I didn't have one. So yeh. That was just funny.

Haha. Me and Sean hit it off straight away when we discovered we were both bisexual and that we were both truly crude. We sat next to each other in the cinema and I swear that film was erotic in soo many ways.

We went to Pizza Hut after the film (Spirited Away, again, but with subtitles and the true language being spoken by the cartoons) where the waitress spoke little to no English so I had to deal with her. Haha. Great.

We were sooo loud but we were hungry which meant all the food went damn quickly. Hurrah. I paid with my credit card which means they all now owe me four pounds. Which I'd better get!! Haha.

Then we went off in search of a pub and somehow managed to miss every single one. *shrug* And instead we ended up in Trafalger Square where Bo and Alice just jumped into the fountain at the bottom and then Bo sprayed us all with some water. Haha. This security guard woman actually started hovering around so we moved on.

We decided to go to Luke's house and just crash there and talk/drink for a bit so walking back to the station we pass this guy declaring his love for the Lord. So me, Sean and Alice stop to 'listen' because to be honest, biblebashers are funny. Nooo offence. I then started declaring my love for the Lord along with Alice shouting out stuff and Sean just laughing.

Then this OTHER hobo (two hobo incidents in one night!!) walks up to me and shouts "FUCK OFF. YOU'RE TAKING THE PISS" And I start laughing and pretending to be confused. Ha ha. When he reads my t-shirt which says "I throw peanuts at old ladies" He read it outloud and in reply I said "Not anymore, it's a dying and old habit mate" While Alice is giggling on my shoulder and Sean is laughing next to me. I think by this bit everyone else has joined us and the hobo is just staring at me smiling. He then goes "If you were a guy I'd call you a wanker" And that was it. Everyone just started laughing while I called out "Can't I be called one now? Come on, I wank!!" Haha. It was so funny.

So from then on we just used that phrase on me now. "Hannah, if you were a guy I'd call you a wanker" I swear. So much amusement.

In the end we decided not to go to Luke's house cos it was 11:30 or something and we wouldn't have caught the last train. In the end, because Sean lives near me, we caught the buses together, I walked him almost all the way home, and then walked around searching for a shop but discovered they don't REALLY stay open late as advertised. Lying bastards. It was only quarter past twelve or something. Haha.

So that was my evening. More happened but it was stuff you just can't explain. Let me assure you it was all crude, dirty dirty jokes and through that Sean also now knows me as the cheapest whore ever. Haha.

This grouping will have to happen again I say. More Friday night fun! I demand it. Haha.