I can play the beginning to No Surprises, Paranoid Android, Nothing Else Matters and the whole of Adam's Song on my guitar now. *does a little dance* To me, that is progression. Considering before I just strummed randomly. Oh yeah, that was me.. the useless guitar player.

The other day I was walking through my train station and at the beginning was this guy busking and playing his guitar. Now, I don't think he was fabulous but you could see he was trying to handle how to play the guitar AND at least he has the guts to sit there and just be playing the guitar in front of strangers. Even though he was doing it in the hope of some money. I walked right past him.

I was thinking, while watching the Foo Fighters, that so many people admire (dare I say 'love') humans that are singers, actor... i.e. famous. And they hold them soo high up in their opinions, do they realise that when it comes down to it they are all human.. just like us? Cos ya know, if you think about it that fact just hits ya. Or maybe it's just me.

Just me right?

Did I tell you about this girl on Trisha (a chat show) and her 'love' *coughcoughCOUGHcoughcough* for... (of all people) Gareth 'I am a twat' Gates. I mean... what the fuck? She walked on stage and kissed a tv screen where Mr 'I am a twat' Gate's picture was. And then talked about how they'll meet and get married and she'll have his babies..

... and then I started screaming and shouting at the tv. What a twat she is.

Ohh today Hannah came round my house and just before she came this advert on tv appeared about getting compensation for an accident at work. The example they gave you was a woman falling over while walking across this hall/reception place at her work. They then had 'her' voice saying how she got compensation. I literally shouted at the tv "BUT IT WAS YOUR FAULT YOU STUPID COW, YOU WERE THE CLUMSY ONE, YOU FUCKING FELL OVER" And I swear to .... not God.. I swear to all emus around that it was her. There was fuck all in her way. She just slipped cos she is a twat.

Twat is my new fave insult. As well as fuck-mongrel. << I made that one up. Woo.

Me and Hannah bought SO much junk food for Reading that it's funny. Oh and I bought five packets of Spearmint Polos (GO ME!) because in Tescos they didn't sell any multipacks, only sugar free polos. WHO WANTS THOSE? Pish. So I slid across the floor whilst holding the trolly in place and shouted "NOOO WHYY?" and Hannah just fell about laughing. It was fun.

Oh, and then Hannah got hit by the trolley and I laughed so much I cried with the laughter. That sounds bad and eevil but it isn't. I assure you.

I am not a bad person. But I could be. Hum. I'm a freak. =) I love it.