Okay so I'm going to start with the last thing I remember that was hilariously funny of today.

Me, Becky and Ob (or Bo) were on the bus going home and there were a shitload of students on that bus from our college. By that I mean there was about two.. maybe three non-students on the top deck where we were. Yeh.

So what happened was Becky and Ob sat behind this old woman who at first wouldn't give up the seat next to her THEN halfway through the busride while everyone was talking, singing and stuff (it was quite noisy) she just said loudly "Could you all please be quiet and consider the other passengers on this bus?!"

Ob then said "Actually, you are the minority on this bus and we are the majority so there isn't much you can do"

In reply she turned round, looked at home in a snide way and said "You are a very silly boy aren't you?"

Ob then retorted "Yes I am. I'm Chinese. Don't you know all Chinese people are insane?"

At this point me and Becky are bright laughing. I saw the woman's face and she just didn't know what to say in reply. Ob and Becky were just laughing and laughing while all the other students either talked or laughed with us. It was oh so funny.

Maybe it was funnier than it sounds here.

When I arrived at college this morning I had to do this plan for my Psychology essay. Ob arrived (or he was already in college but found me) about three quarters of the way through the essay. The Becky came and I finished it (despite the vaguely rushed format it is oookay) and we just sat around talking. Psychology was cool.

Oh yeh. My Psychology teacher came up to me and told me that I had to talk to my form tutor about seeing the councillor because that's the 'right route'. Yeh. Bollocks to that. At that moment I was like. Shit. I'm never going to talk to my form tutor because.. basically.. he sucks arse. He just isn't that helpful. Sorry sir. You're a twat.

But after the first period of Psychology my form tutor (must think of a name for him. So far I have Mr Gangly) caught up with me and asked me if I wanted him to get in contact with the councillor. I said yeh.. but quietly, I mean we were on this pathway were LOADS of people who know me were walking. I didn't really want them to know I am fucked up in the head. He then goes "You should have seen and told me about this before Hannah." I sat there staring at him.. just in shock.

I DID FUCKING COME AND SEE YOU BUT YOU ARE USE-LESS. YOU USE-LESS PIECE O' CRAP.

So yeh. Woo. Me. Councilling. Next Thursday. Maybe. Woo.

At lunchtime me and Becky nicknamed this guy The Worst Spy Ever. Mainly because he was wearing weird clothes that seemed to tell us that he wanted to 'fit in' but it didn't work. The clothes weren't weird I suppose (sport's clothes) but the way they fit him. *shrug* And then he wore.. SUNGLASSES. It is a freezing cold day, no sun at all and then there he is with sunglasses. Ah. He's just funny.

So yeh. That was my day. The Chinese comment is still funny to me so HA I pity you fools. *giggle*

Tomorrow me and Becky are going to try and speak in a Scandinavian accent in English Literature to piss Lee (our teacher) off. He still doesn't like us because of last lesson. Ah well.