Nadirah fractured her leg. I'm sorry I laughed so much. Mainly out of utter fucking relief. I have never worried so intently for a while. But, ya know, I manage to look on the good side of things with other people (just not myself) and that's what I was trying to do then. Bless her. Hahaha. The story is incredible and, to be honest, one I would fucking definately want to tell to my kids, if I ever had any.

Basically she is working for my dad and he sent her to the post office (NO THIS IS NOT MY DAD'S FAULT) and on the way she was crossing the road near a construction when a piece of plastic (I'm telling it basically like it was said to me) got all tangled up underneath her feet and she fell over. In the middle of the road and she had to drag herself to the pavement because a truck was moving, steadily, towards her. Oh my dear god. She must have been fucking freaked out. I swear.

When she was vaguely standing up she phoned me. I picked up the phone and phoned her back. I have never.. NEVER been so worried. She was soo panicked. Fucking understandably though so fairdos. Anyway, while on the phone two cops passed by her, saw her looking veryyyy worse for wear, stopped and asked her what was up. (Obviously not like that but ya know)

So that's when the phone call between me and her ended. I then heard my dad had picked her up and she had been taken home where her sister took her to hospital. She has a fractured leg. I swear. This story would be one I'd want to tell to fucking everyone who'd listen. But I am a sick and twisted bitch. Haha. I did make her laugh though. She actually asked me how I managed to turn the situation into a good one and I don't have any idea except for my BBAADD sense of humour.

Soo yeah. That was my day. Waiting to see how she was and I also went to the shops. Oh, joy. Fucking excitement eh? Also spent my day talking to Peggerty browsing through many fun websites and going ... slooowly insane with loneliness and boredom.

I'm also talking to myself. Hahahaha. I love it. I'm making Romeo & Juliet into some sordid affair. Or so it sounds in my head.

'I pay thy poverty and not thy will..'

I was thinking... why do sooo many people discuss such sordid and dirty things with me? Haha, I don't mind but I am sooo sure people have a low opinion of me. Haha. Sex is a continuous theme ... and wanking... and fetishes... and boobies.

Boobies. *sigh* What a wonderful creation. Yeah. I am a girl BUT I can say that because I have fucking boobies. They rawk. I'm beginning to understand the appeal they hold even if I don't want to understand. Haha. So you know what I say? Yup. PISH.

And boobies.